he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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