elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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