It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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