allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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