I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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