Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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