Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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