in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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