I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I had to cum in my sink.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So apparently I’m into choking now
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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