I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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