your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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