so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
