She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
