Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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