her vagine was all disorganized.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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