Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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