Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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