You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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