Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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