Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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