her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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