I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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