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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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  And why did you do that?

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  Tequila

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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• (925): View more from California

  I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He said he wanted to "superfuck" me

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Does he wear a cape??

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  We turned his nipples into a drinking game.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.

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