Your face is a jimmy john
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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