You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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