i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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