Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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