ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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