I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
