Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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