Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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