Your tits are I can't wait for
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
operation have a gay friend backfired
my shit smells like andre
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Found your dick twin last night
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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