He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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