are you still at the devil's house?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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