She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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