I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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