You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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