if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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