Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Drunk is not a location!
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