You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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