Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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