On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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