don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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