I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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