Duck Duck Cougar?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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