i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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