Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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