i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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