i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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