Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he puts the penis in happiness.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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