FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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