I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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