im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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