we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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