I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
this will be a night to untag.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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